Dial-up time machine

It is faster than it used to be. Want to feel the difference?

Press the button and this page connects the way everything used to: a dial tone, twelve touch tones, a handshake, and about half a minute of waiting. When it lands, the site reskins itself as the personal homepage it would have been at 56k, tiled starfield and all. The handshake is a real recording, so it loads a sound file, and nothing else leaves your browser. You can skip the wait, mute the sound, and come back to this century whenever you like.