Dial-up time machine

It is faster than it used to be. Want to feel the difference?

Press the button and this page connects the way everything used to: a dial tone, a handshake, and about six seconds of waiting. When it lands, the site reskins itself as the personal homepage it would have been at 56k, tiled starfield and all. Nothing is downloaded and nothing leaves your browser. You can skip the wait, mute the sound, and come back to this century whenever you like.