blaircox.com

Brick breaker

Every brick is something wrong with a website. The paddle is the fix.

A single level of paddle and ball. Knock out the dead links, the enormous images, the popups, the autoplay video and the spam forms, then take down the legacy content system parked across the top. It takes five hits and shuffles sideways after each one. Popups drop a bonus worth catching. You get three lives, and the ball speeds up as you clear.

Score 0

Lives 3

Best 0

Keyboard

  • Click into the stage first, then Left and Right move the paddle
  • Space launches the ball
  • P pauses and resumes from anywhere on the page

With a pointer or a finger, the paddle follows you and a tap launches.